I See Where They Are Going To

Now These Fellows In Washington Wouldn't Be So Serious And Particular If They Only Had To Vote On What They Thought Was Good For The Majority Of The People In The U.s. That Would Be A Cinch. But What Makes It Hard For Them Is Every Time A Bill Comes Up They Have Things To Decide That Have Nothing To Do With The Merit Of The Bill. The Principal Thing Is Of Course: What Will This Do For Me Personally Back Home?

This Would Be A Great World To Dance In If We Didn’t Have To Pay The Fiddler.

Why One Ad Is Worth More To A Paper Than 40 Editorials.

If I Studied All My Life, I Couldn't Think Up Half The Number Of Funny Things Passed In One Session Of Congress.

Farmers Have More Associations, And Bureaus, And Clubs, Than They Have Pitchforks.