I See Where They Are Going To

The Senate Just Sits And Waits Till They Find Out What The President Wants, So They Know How To Vote Against Him.

If You Want To Be Successful, Love What You Are Doing.

When You Get Into Trouble 5,000 Miles From Home, You've Got To Have Been Looking For It.

Both Gangs Have Been Bad Sports, So See If At Least One Can't Redeem Themselves By Offering No Alibis, But Cooperate With The Winner, For No Matter Which One It Is The Poor Fellow Is Going To Need It.

Instead Of Giving Money To Found Colleges To Promote Learning, Why Don't They Pass A Constitutional Amendment Prohibiting Anybody From Learning Anything? If It Works As Good As The Prohibition One Did, Why, In Five Years We Would Have The Smartest Race Of People On Earth.