I Serve Society By Rocking!

Just Because You Don't Know How To Do Stand-up Doesn't Mean You Don't Know How To Put On A Show.

I'd Rather Be The King Of Kids, Than The Prince Of Fools.

Justice Is A Word That Resides In The Dictionary. It Occasionally Makes Its Escape, But Is Promptly Caught And Put Back Where It Belongs.

I Like Being Married. I'm At Home With My Wife And Kids All The Time Now. I Don't Go Out For Wild Nights.

Part Of The Acting Gig Is When You're Let Loose Some Improvs And Put Stuff Into Your Own Words Every Once In A While. That Doesn't Get You A Writing Credit Or More Money. It Just Makes It More Fun.