I Shall Live Badly If I Do

The Rich Have A Passion For Bargains As Lively As It Is Pointless.

Nothing Brings On Jealousy Like Laughter.

You Should Celebrate The End Of A Love Affair As They Celebrate Death In New Orleans, With Songs, Laughter, Dancing And A Lot Of Wine.

Marriage? It's Like Asparagus Eaten With Vinaigrette Or Hollandaise, A Matter Of Taste But Of No Importance.

It Amused Me To Think That One Can Tell The Truth When One Is Drunk And Nobody Will Believe It.