I Should Never Be Left Alone With

To Those Who Will See, The World Waits.

Ahem. Dear Jesus," Taylor Intoned More Fervently. "we Just Want To Thank You For Gettin' Us Here Safe ---" There Was A Loud, Gurgling Groan. Somebody Shouted, "oh My Gosh! Miss Delaware Just Died!" "--- For Gettin Some Of Us Here Safe," Taylor Continued. "and We Pray That, As We Are Fine, Upstandin', Law-abidin' Girls Who Represent The Best Of The Best, You Will Protect Us From Harm And Keep Us Safe Until We Are Rescued And Can Tell Our Story To People Magazine. Amen." - "beauty Queens

What Kind Of Person Doesn't Let You Have Gummi Bears?

Really, Being A Librarian Is A Much More Dangerous Job Than You Realize.

I Know Because I Read...your Mind Is Not A Cage. It's A Garden. And It Requires Cultivating.