I Simply Decided That Dope Wasn't Worth

When You Think About It, 12:15 P.m. Is Actually 11:75 A.m.

When You're Born You Get A Ticket To The Freak Show. When You're Born In America, You Get A Front Row Seat.

We Think In Language. We Think In Words. Language Is The Landscape Of Thought.

If You Take Five White Guys And Put 'em With Five Black Guys, And Let 'em Hang Around Together For About A Month, And At The End Of The Month, You'll Notice That The White Guys Are Walking And Talking And Standing Like The Black Guys Do. You'll Never See The Black Guys Going, "oh, Golly! We Won The Big Game Today, Yes Sir!" But You'll See Guys With Red Hair Named Duffy Going, "what's Happenin'?"

They Say That Instead Of Cursing The Darkness, One Should Light A Candle. Nothing Is Mentioned, Though, About Cursing A Lack Of Candles.