I Simply Like Guns Because You Can't

American Couples Have Gone To Such Lengths To Avoid The Interference Of In-laws That They Have To Pay Marriage Counselors To Interfere Between Them.

Families Composed Of Rugged Individualists Have To Do Things Obliquely.

In Other Countries, Congenital Introverts Simply Remain Introverts All Their Lives, Neither Advancing Nor Retreating, But America's Commitment To Extroversion As A National Art Form Can Abrade Some Naturally Aloof Personalities Until They Flower Into Deadly Nightshade.

Why Do I Hate People? Who Else Is There To Hate?

In Mississippi The Important Thing Is Hooch, Not Bar Equipment.