I Sing And Dance. That's My Job.

One Day In '61, I Was Looking In The Santa Monica Phone Book For A Number, And There It Was: Stan Laurel, Ocean Avenue In Santa Monica. I Went Over There And Spent The Afternoon With Them. And Pumped Him With Questions. I Must Have Driven Him Crazy. I Spent A Lot Of Happy Hours At Stan's House On Sundays Just Talking About Comedy.

When I Get Some Budding Young Comic Who'll Come Up To Me And Say, 'what Was It Like To Do It In Those Days?' I Try To Be As Gracious To Him As Stan Laurel Was To Me.

Once You Get The Kids Raised And The Mortgage Paid Off And Accomplish What You Wanted To Do In Life, There's A Great Feeling Of: 'hey, I'm Free As A Bird.'

I Went Public With The Alcoholism, Very Early On... The Early '70s. Mercedes Mccambridge, The Actress, I Think Was The First Recognizable Person That Went Before Congress And Talked About It, And I Thought That Was A Good Idea, To Take Some Of The Stigma Away From It And Say "normal, Average People Can Fall Prey To It." So It's Been Public For Me. I Did A Movie About An Alcoholic. And Today, You're Nobody Unless You've Been To Rehab. It Seems Like Everybody Has Some Kind Of An Addiction.

I'm The Anti-quentin Tarantino.