I Smoke To Fill The Potholes In

I Never Got Along With My Dad. Kids Used To Come Up To Me And Say, 'my Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad.' I'd Say 'yeah? When?'

You Think When Jesus Comes Back, He Really Wants To See A Cross? That's Like Going Up To Jackie Onassis With A Rifle Pendant On.

Keith Richards Outlived Jim Fixx, The Runner And Health-nut Dude. The Plot Thickens.

I've Had Good Times On Drugs...bad Times On Drugs...but I've Had Good And Bad Relationships...and I'm Not Giving Up Pussy.

I Need My Sleep. I Need About Eight Hours A Day, And About Ten At Night.