I Sold My Soul For The Second

I Love The Satisfaction Of Living In A World On A Wednesday Where A Song Didn't Exist That You're Going To Create On A Thursday That's Going To Change Somebody's Life, Possibly, You're Creating That From Nothing.

The Most Annoying Person On The Bbc Is Russell Brand, I've Actually Been Close Up To That Boy. He Smells Like When You Mix Garlic With Coffee And Alcohol. I'm Just Saying When You Get Close To Him, He Could Do With A Bit Of Sure For Men, He Stinks.

There Is A Limited Supply Of Excellent Songs, But I Am Not The Only One. Paul Mccartney, One Of The Best Songwriters Of All Time, Has Only Produced Manure For The Past 25 Years. Rock Musicians Over 30 Only Produce Unimportant Material.

The Who Always Play 'i Can't Explain'; And We'll Always Play 'wonderwall'. People Ask Us If We Get Bored Of It. You Can't Get Bored Of 15,000 People Shouting For 'wonderwall'. That's Better Than Drugs. You Get A Hard-on When You Hear That.

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