I Spent All Night Feeding The Homeless

I Killed A Squirrel Once With A Car. Twice With A Tennis Racket.

I'm Very Arrogant And Mean. I'm Almost Like A Bad Guy Professional Wrestler.

I Can't Talk Politics With My Cousin Because He's Such A Hypocrite. He's Against The Death Penalty And He Hanged Himself.

I'm Interested In Doing Some Acting In The Future, But It's A Distant Second To Stand Up.

Ellen Barkin, Your Upcoming Tv Show ‘the New Normal’ Premiers On September 11th. September 11th, That Sounds About Right. Every Clip I’ve Seen Feels Like I’m Watching A Third Tower Collapse.