I Spent The First Twenty Years Of

Lying Contains The Same Hostile Elements As A Practical Joke In That The 'victim' Ends Up Looking Foolish In His Own Eyes And Laughable In Everyone Else's.

Who Knows What Part We Play In Other People's Dreams?

That's The Way The System Works. Sometimes You Get The Bear, Sometimes The Bear Gets You.

In My Opinion, There's No Condition In Life That Can't Be Ameliorated By A Dose Of Junk Food.

If Your Mind Isn't Open, Keep Your Mouth Shut Too.