I Spent 30 Years Of My Life

For All My Education, Accomplishments, And So Called 'wisdom'... I Can't Fathom My Own Heart.

I Need A Challenge 'cause I Don't Get The Girl Anymore.

I Enjoy Making People Laugh. The Trick Is To Tell Them Jokes Against Yourself. If You Praise Yourself, Your Stories Aren't Funny.

My Mother Had Heard All About Miniskirts But Had Never Seen One So I Took Her For Lunch At Alvaro's [in Chelsea]. We Walked Down The King's Road And Waited 10 Seconds For Our First Miniskirt And A Girl Came Along With Her Skirt Tucked Round Her Arse. I Said: 'what Do You Think, Ma?' And She Said: 'if It's Not For Sale, You Shouldn't Put It In The Window!'

I'm Hoping There's An Afterlife. As You Get Older, You Hope Even More Fervently.