I Stand By My Opinions When I

You’re Far Too Prickly Tempered To Be A Mistress. You’re Far Better Suited As A Wife.

I've Never Known Anyone More Ill Equipped For Happiness. He Wouldn't Know What To Do With It.

I Had Never Ironed Anything In My Life. The Proper Pressing Of A Shirt Was A Mystery Of The Universe Akin To Black Holes And Dark Matter.

This Is How We Court Girls In America. We Grab Them And Kiss Them. And If They Don't Like It, We Do It Again, Harder And Longer, Until They Surrender. It Saves Us Hours Of Witty Repartee.

I Didn't Mean To Send Love Letters, But That Is What They Became. On Their Way To You, My Words Turned Into Heartbeats On The Page.