I Started Drinking Scotch Just To Be

Comic Books Aren't Nerdy. You'd Have To Be An Idiot To Think Computers Are Nerdy.

My Best Jokes Are So Cheap. All I Do Is Say Things Sarcastically.

Welcome To A Life Of Insecurity And Paralyzing Self-doubt.

I Have Been In Teen Shows For Years, So Doing That Stuff - Kissing - Is Kind Of Commonplace And Not A Big Deal. It Was Way More Cool Just Because It Was Meg Ryan.

It's Bad Writing, However Naturalistic It's Written, That's Where You Have To Do Your Best Acting.