I Stick My Neck Out For *nobody*!

Capt. Renault: What On Earth Brought You To Casablanca? Rick Blaine: My Health, I Came To Casablanca For The Waters. Capt. Renault: The Waters? What Waters? We're In The Desert! Rick Blaine: I Was Misinformed.

(on Ingrid Bergman) "i Didn't Do Anything I've Never Done Before, But When The Camera Moves In On That Bergman Face, And She's Saying She Loves You, It Would Make Anybody Feel Romantic."

The Only Way To Find The Best Actor Would Be To Let Everybody Play Hamlet And Let The Best Man Win.

There Are Certain Sections Of New York, Major, That I Wouldn't Advise You To Try To Invade.

The Only Good Reason To Have Money Is This: So That You Can Tell Any Sob In The World To Go To Hell.