I Still Don't Know How To Cook

One Could Say, That #‎ Masons Were Raised Right.

It's Interesting, Because I Tend To Trust A Man With Big Ears.

The Most Important Thing Is To Write Material That You Think Is Funny. If You Don't Think It's Funny, But You're Convinced That Other People Will Think It Is, Well They Won't.

Homemade Sweaters Are Always Itchy.

I Love The Excess Of Christmas. The Shopping Season That Begins In September, The Bad Pop Star Recordings Of Christmas Carols, The Decorations That Don't Know When To Come Down.