I Still Have A Little Whiskey Left

Bullfighting Can Be An Art Boxing Can Be An Art Loving Can Be An Art Opening A Can Of Sardines Can Be An Art

You Are Thirty Minutes Late." "yes." "would You Be Thirty Minutes Late To A Wedding Or A Funeral?" "no." "why Not, Pray Tell?" "well, If The Funeral Was Mine I'd Have To Be On Time. If The Wedding Was Mine It Would Be My Funeral.

Dying In A A War Never Stopped Wars From Happening.

If I Hadn't Been A Drunkard, I Probably Would Have Committed Suicide Long Ago.

There Was Nothing Glorious About The Life Of A Drinker Or The Life Of A Writer.