I Stop Short Of Being A Workaholic.

I Have A Fear Of Letting My Mind Wander. I'm Afraid It Might Not Come Back.

Avoid Fruits And Nuts. You Are What You Eat.

Nothing Spoils Lunch Any Quicker Than A Rogue Meatball Rampaging Through Your Spaghetti.

Life Is Like A Ferrari, It Goes Too Fast. But That's Ok, Because You Can't Afford It Anyway.

I Was Very Happy And Honored To Create The Professor Garfield Foundation With Ball State To Make Reading Fun.