I Suppose I Can Do More For

With My Sunglasses On, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without Them, I'm Fat And 60.

I Guess This Proves There Are As Many Nuts In The Academy As Anywhere Else.

I Take Responsibility For My Successes As Well As My Failures. But When I Look At My Professional Mistakes, I'm Always Left With The Feeling That Maybe I Should Have Done More.

I Want A Big 25-foot Pink Statue That Holds My Grave. Or I Also Might Like The Way The Indians Did It. They Hang You Up On The Top Of A Tree And The Birds Eat You. No, Really I Would Probably Choose Cremating.

Do You Think God Knew What He Was Doing When He Created Woman?