I Take A Two Hour Nap Between

That's Too Coincidental To Be A Coincidence.

Half The Lies They Tell About Me Aren't True.

Anybody Who Can't Hear The Difference Between A Ball Hitting Wood And A Ball Hitting Concrete Must Be Blind.

I'm In No Condition To Drive...wait! I Shouldn't Listen To Myself, I'm Drunk!

On Why He No Longer Went To Ruggeri's, A St. Louis Restaurant: "nobody Goes There Anymore Because It's Too Crowded."