I Take My Children Everywhere, But They

I May Be Forty, But Every Morning When I Get Up, I Feel Like A Twenty-year-old. Unfortunately, There's Never One Around.

When We Laugh We Temporarily Give Ourselves Over To The Person Who Makes Us Laugh.

There Are Days When It Takes All You've Got Just To Keep Up With The Losers.

Inflation Is The Crabgrass In Your Savings.

Remember The Days When You Let Your Child Have Some Chocolate If He Finished His Cereal? Now, Chocolate Is One Of The Cereals.