I Take My Children Everywhere, But They

The Playboy Calendar This Year Has Some Tiptop Models. Any More Top And They'd Tip.

Life Was A Lot Simpler When What We Honored Was Father And Mother Rather Than All Major Credit Cards.

To Reduce Stress, Avoid Excitement. Spend More Time With Your Spouse.

If Somebody Accuses You In A Story Of Being A Crook, You Can Demand That They Prove It. But If A Comic Says It And You Protest, People Say, 'what's The Matter, You Can't Take A Joke?

Don't Smoke Too Much, Drink Too Much, Eat Too Much Or Work Too Much. We're All On The Road To The Grave - But There's No Need To Be In The Passing Lane.