I Take My Coffee Like I Take

It Doesn't Matter What You're Chasing, When You Get There You're Gonna Be Like, "oh, Is This All? It Kind Of Sucks."

I Used To Need The Character But As I've Gotten Older I Need It Less And Less - I Prefer To Play Some Version Of Myself. To Approach Any Acting Job As Me Just Being Me.

There Is Something About The Human Condition. I Don't Think Dogs Are Like "if Only I Was A Poodle Instead Of A Golden Retriever, I'd Be Totally Happy." Dogs Are Happy With Who They Are.

I'll Never Admit That I'm An Actor, Because The Next Horrible Follow-up Question Is Always, "oh, What Have I Seen You In?"

The Atkins' Diet Is Where You Eat Bacon For Six Or Seven Months...and The End Result Is That You Lose Weight. Because You're Dead.