I Take The No-doughnut Pledge, And Then

I Take The No-doughnut Pledge, And Then I Break It.

All Tv Shows Are Basically Part Of The Same Storyline.

I Have To Introduce The Part Of Me That Feels Like A Winner To The Part Of Me Convinced I’m A Loser, And See If They Can’t Agree To Exist Somewhere Closer To The Middle.

Over And Over In The Play My Character Says, "i'm Thirty-two Years Old," As If That Should Explain Everything That's Wrong In Her Life. I Don't Know What It's Like To Be Thirty-two, But I Can Imagine. I Imagine She Means She's Stuck In An In-between Time, She's At An Age That Isn't A Milestone But More Of A No-man's-land, An Age Where She's Feeling Like Her Hopes Are Fading.

I'd Pay More Just To Hear Proper English And Have Everyone Keep Their Clothes On