I Talk About Very Serious Human Affairs

Clean Up Your Own Mess.

Anything Can Happen. The Great Banana Peel Of Existence Is Always On The Floor Somewhere.

Manuals Have Their Uses ... But They Are Not To Be Confused With Living.

Peace Is Not Something You Wish For, � It Is Something You Make, Something You Are, Something You Do,�and Something You Give Away.

Don't Worry That Children Never Listen To You; Worry That They Are Always Watching You.