I Tell Jokes For A Check; I'm

Being On A Comedy Tour Is Like Traveling With Family, Everyone Is All Having A Great Time... Then All Of A Sudden It Turns Sour. One Thing Gets Said Out Of Turn, And Everyone Is On Everyone's Last Nerve. After An Hour Of Silence, We All Start Laughing About It.

Your Career Is What You're Paid For. Your Calling Is What You're Made For.

It's Really Unimaginable That I Could Start Where I Was And Get Here Today.

Comedians Walk Out, Get A Feel For The Crowd. If It's Not Going Good, We Change Directions. If We Got To Drag Your Momma Into This Thing, We Will. Whatever We Got To Do.

How Can Smart Women Be So Stupid About Men Sometimes? Lack Of Knowledge. It's What Men Have Kept Secret For So Long.