I Tell My Children To Avoid Theatre

For Me, Life Has Either Been A Wake Or A Wedding.

Booze Is The Most Outrageous Of Drugs Which Is Why I Chose It.

I Can't Stand Light. I Hate Weather. My Idea Of Heaven Is Moving From One Smoke-filled Room To Another.

I Woke Up One Morning To Find I Was Famous. I Bought A White Rolls-royce And Drove Down Sunset Boulevard, Wearing Dark Specs And A White Suit, Waving Like The Queen Mum.

It Was A Mistake And I Made The Mistake Because I Was Conservative And Played Safe. And That Way Lies Failure." "must Do It... Constantly Go To The Well... Constantly Try, Try, Try. Dare. Dare, Dare. Who Dares Wins.