I Tell My Children To Avoid Theatre

The Only Exercise I Take Is Walking Behind The Coffins Of Friends Who Took Exercise.

Many Years Ago I Sent An Old, Beloved Jacket To A Cleaner, The Sycamore Cleaners. It Was A Leather Jacket Covered In Guinness And Blood And Marmalade, One Of Those Jobs... And It Came Back With A Little Note Pinned To It, And On The Note It Said, 'it Distresses Us To Return Work Which Is Not Perfect.' So That Will Do For Me. That Can Go On My Tombstone.

For Me, Life Has Either Been A Wake Or A Wedding.

Question: How Do You Know You're God? Answer: Simple. When I Pray To Him, I Find I'm Talking To Myself.

When I Work With Young People, I Grab Energy From Them By The Handsful.