I Tend To Read Things That Are

There's That Great Bill Hicks Line - The Comedian - Where He Says, "are You Proud To Be An American?" "i Don't Know. It's Just Where My Parents Had Sex."

I Don't Love Large Groups Of Men. I've Always Felt Like Something Terrible Could Happen When There Were No Women. If There Are Women Around, It Feels Like There's Less Of A Chance That Anyone Will Get Stabbed.

I'm A Little Less Hungry As An Actor Than I Used To Be. When You're A Director, You're The Conductor Of The Orchestra, And When You're An Actor, You're Playing The Violin. There's A Thrill To Each Of Them, But As The Conductor, You Get The Fuller Sound.

My Trick Is The Trick That Everyone Knows: Work Really Hard And Prepare.

Here's The Problem: I Don't Like Who I've Become When My Iphone Is Within Reach. I Find Myself Checking E-mails And Responding To Texts Throughout The Day With Some Kind Of Pavlovian Ferocity - It's Not A Conscious Act, But A Reflexive One.