I Tend To Watch Silently From The

My Father Is The Harbinger Of Death And Destruction. My Grandmother The Great Destroyer. My Mother Is The Goddess Of The Hunt. I Think I’ll Be Okay. (kat) Yeah, You Do Have The History Of Absolute Terror And Cruelty In Your Veins. (sin) Remember That If You Ever Come Between Me And My Chocolate Bar. (kat)

When A Cow Lives With The Butcher, Sooner Or Later He Gets Eaten Unless He Helps The Other Cows Off To Their Slaughter. (nick)

And You Are? (xypher) Pissed Off. You Wrecked My Car, Shoved Me Around, And Are A Complete And Utter Dickhead! (simone) Dear God, What A Mouthful – Your Mom Must Have Really Wanted A Son. Mind If I Call You ‘pissed’ For Short? The Rest Of That Is Just Too Much To Say Every Time I Want Your Attention. (xypher)

What About When They’re Hibernating? (leta) The Coyotes Get Them. (aiden) Well, Then, I Guess You Need To Go Ahead And Shoot Me And Get It Over With. The Coyotes Are Probably Starving In This Weather. (leta)

All I Did Was Go To Sleep. There Shouldn’t Be Anything Safer Than That. (kiara) Spoken Like A True Civilian. Trust Me, Princess, That’s The Most Dangerous Thing Anyone Does…well, That, And Go To The Can. (nykyrian)