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If I Could Control The Behavior Of Fat Guys I Would Make Them Ride Mopeds More Often.

Multi-choice Question: My Dishwasher Is: Efficient; Hilarious.

I Was In My Friends Garage, And He Had; A Kite, A Yo-yo, And A Boomerang. I Was Like "dude, You Have Abandonment Issues"

The Shortest Feedback Loop I Can Think Of Is Doing Improvisation In Front Of An Audience.

A Sports Bar Is A Way To Take A Bar And Fill It With Even More Annoying People Than Usual.