I Think Absurdist Humor Is Funny.

If You Believe That Men And Women Have Equal Rights, If Someone Asks If You're Feminist, You Have To Say Yes Because That Is How Words Work.

The Four Sweetest Words In The English Language — 'you Wore Me Down.'

I Prefer Being Totally Sober Myself.

When I Tour, It's Like, Well, Like A Food Tour As Much As A Comedy Tour. I Try To Eat At All The Weird Places, The Obscure Barbecue Joints, Burger Places. There Are A Few Spots In L.a. That I'm Obsessed With - One Of Them Is The Taco Zone Taco Truck On Alvarado. There Are Secret Off-menu Items That Are Amazing.

You Don't Know Jay-z's Scedule. He's A Renaissance Man.