I Think America Is Just So In

Real Writers Write Because They Love To Write. They Don't Write For Public Acclaim.

The Only Thing That Separates Us From The Animals... Is We Have Pornography.

You Don’t Care Where I Live Or How I Feel, Or What I Eat Or How I Feed My Kids Or How I Pay The Doctor If I Get Sick, And Yes I Am Stupid And Bored And Weak, But I Am Still Your Responsibility.

The Future You Have, Tomorrow, Won't Be The Same Future You Had, Yesterday.

So This Is Why I Write. Because Most Times, Your Life Isn’t Funny The First Time Through. Most Times, You Can Hardly Stand It. That’s Why I Write, Because Life Never Works Except In Retrospect. And Writing Makes You Look Back. Because Since You Can’t Control Life, At Least You Can Control Your Version.