I Think Being Funny Is Not Anyone's

Show Business Is Dog Eat Dog. It's Worse Than Dog Eat Dog. It's Dog Doesn't Return Dog's Phone Calls.

If My Films Don't Show A Profit, I Know I'm Doing Something Right.

I Don't Like Theatrical Actors And Actresses. I Like People That Talk Like Real Human Beings.

If You Are Not Failing Now And Again, Its A Sign You Are Not Doing Anything Very Innovative

All The Crap They Tell You About... Getting Joy And Having A Kind Of Wisdom In Your Golden Years - It's All Tripe.