I Think Clever People Think That Poor

I've Just Seen Really, Really Funny Guys, And If I Didn't Know Them, I Wouldn't Know They Were Funny From The Television. I Don't Know What It Does, It Just Sucks It Away.

I Love Writing - It's The Best. But I Really Hate Collaboration.

Many People Are Skeptical About Marriage Of Michael Jackson And Lisa Marie Pressley. They Say, Lisa Marie Is More Of A Sit At Home Type, While Michael Jackson Is More Of A Homosexual Pedophile.

When People Told The Audience That [sam Kinison] Was Good, He Was Accepted After That.

I Always Told Everybody The Perfect Joke Would Be Where The Setup And Punch Line Were Identical.