I Think Clever People Think That Poor

If It Wasn't So Pointless And Ridiculous, It Would Be More Humiliating. Also, If There [hollywood] Weren't So Many People As Bad As Myself - Equally Untalented People - It Would Be Even More Humiliating.

Happiness Is Less Regulated By External Circumstances Than Inward Enjoyment. Whoever Is Happy In The Satisfaction Of Himself Feels Imperturbable Felicity; But He, Who Trusts Entirely To The World For The Disposition Of His Peace, Must Inevitably Participate [in] Many Privations And Disappointments.

This Would Have Been A Great Game To Watch If We Didn't Have Any Money On It.

I Had A Show That People Thought Used A Laugh Track. It Wasn't; It Was The Real Audience Going Crazy After Everything That Resembled A Joke, That They Could Technically Call A Joke.

It Is The Folly Of Weak-minded People, To Imagine They Are What Flattery Or Conceit Represents Them; And That It Is Useless For Them To Be What They Are Not, Since They Seem Already To Have Acquired The Reputation Of It.