I Think Comedy's Often The Little And

The Next Step Will Be For The Colonists On Mars To Throw Off The Hand Of The United States. There Will Be This Wonderful Historical Irony. When The People On Mars Write A Declaration Of Independence Saying, 'we Hold These Truths To Be Self-evident...', The Us Will Be Rather Pissed Off.

Nobody Gets Irony Anymore, As We Are Now Living In The Post-ironic Age. Once George Bush Gets A Library, Our Irony Is Dead.

I Think You Often Learn From Failure. Success Just Teaches You How Great You Were, But In Fact It's Knowing What Will Fail That Will Help You To Make The Right Choices.

If You're Famous, You Have To [be Overly Generous], Otherwise People Say, "eric Idle Came In And Only Left Me $4." I Always Tip More Than People Expect.

I Will Jump On Anybody's Private Plane At The Drop Of A Hat. I'm An Old-fashioned Lower-middle-class Boy.