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When People Ask Me Really Stupid Questions Or Get It Really Wrong, I Feel Embarrassed For Them. I Don't Really Feel Angry At Them.

I'm The Star Of Stage, Screen, And Television Now, But I'm Also Available For Children's Parties And Bar Mitzvahs.

I Come From A Small Town And I Come From A Background Where We Didn't Have Money To Travel. I Thought I'd Have To Join The Military To Get To Europe. So I'm Thrilled To Travel.

There Was A Misconception About Me When I Started Off Because I Had My Hair Greased Up And I Have Some Vague Resemblance To The Hillbilly Gene Pool That Elvis Came From. People Would Say, 'you Want To Be Elvis' And I Would Say, 'no'.

I've Been Gone On The Road For The Past Three Years; Maybe I've Been Home For Two Or Three Weeks In A Year. I Literally Live - It's Like One Of Those Old Movies Where They Show A Train, And Pages Of A Calendar Are Peeling Away Like Leaves, And Then There's A Picture Of Me With Gray Hair.