I Think Extreme Sports Are Really Good

Dave! Relax! Close Your Buttcheeks!

Something About New York, Man: You Can Do More Comedy There Probably Than You Can Anywhere In The World. If You're Interested In Being Funny, New York Is The Place To Go.

My Wife Asked Me Once If I Weren't A Comedian, What I Would Do. I Couldn't Answer The Question. I Never Imagined Doing Anything Else.

I Support Anyone's Right To Be Who They Want To Be. My Question Is: To What Extent Do I Have To Participate In Your Self-image?

I Still Think People Do Have Racial Hang-ups, But I Think One Of The Reasons I Can Joke About It Is People Are Shedding Those Racial Hatreds.