I Think Humor Is Warmer, And Wit

Television Turned Out To Be Exactly As Bad As The Most Irritating And Pedantic Intellectuals Of The '50s Said It Was Going To Be.

Everything In Japan Is Hidden. Real Life Has An Unlisted Phone Number.

There Is Nothing More Mine Than My Writing, Nothing I'm More Proprietary About.

Knowingness Is Sexy. The Opposite Of Sexy Is Naivete.

[on Parenthood:] You Can't Change Your Mind--you Know, And Say, This Isn't Working Out, Let's Sell.