I Think I Am A Lot More

Don’t You Love The Oxford Dictionary? When I First Read It, I Thought It Was A Really Really Long Poem About Everything.

For Me A Chameleon Is Something That Disguises Itself To Look As Much Like Its Environment As Possible. I Always Thought I Did Exactly The Opposite Of That.

I Was Studying Tibetan Buddhism When I Was Quite Young, Again Influenced By Kerouac.

I'm Looking For Backing For An Unauthorized Auto-biography That I Am Writing. Hopefully, This Will Sell In Such Huge Numbers That I Will Be Able To Sue Myself For An Extraordinary Amount Of Money And Finance The Film Version In Which I Will Play Everybody.

I Am A D.j., I Am What I Play.