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You're Going To Find This Hard To Believe, But Cops Aren't Required To Carry Emergency Condoms." Joe Morelli

You're Probably Gonna Find This Hard To Believe, But I Was Sort Of Weird When I Was A Kid." Salvatore "sally" Sweet

You Owe Me!" -stephanie "why Do I Owe You?" -joe "i Caught Your No Good Cousin." -stephanie "yeah And In The Process You Burned Down A Funeral Home, And Damaged Thousands Of Dollars Of Government Property." -joe "well If You Are Going To Be Picky About It...." -stephanie

Do You Have Someone Watching Her House?” (stephanie) “that Kind Of Surveillance Only Happens In The Movies. We’re So Underbudgeted We’re One Step Away From Holding Bake Sales To Pay For Toilet Paper. (morelli)

I Thought You Wanted To Date Other Women?" "i Didn't Want To Date Other Women. We Decided In The Heat Of The Moment That Were No Longer Exclusively Attached." "and I Could Date Other Men." Morelli Was Starting To Look Annoyed. "have You Been Dating Other Men?" "maybe." "as Long As It Isn't Ranger," Morelli Said. "i Don't Think Ranger Dates.