I Think I Grew Up With The

A Lot Of People Are Like, "you're Doing Commercials?" And I Honestly Feel Like Those Sierra Mist Commercials Are Better Than A Lot Of Sitcoms I Get Offered. It's Hard Work, And I'm Paid A Lot Of Money, And I Do It Because I Love The Soda.

Bacon Bits Are Like The Fairy Dust Of The Food Community.

Twitter Allowed Me To Talk About Parenting In Short Snippets And Find Out What I Really Wanted To Say About It, Which Is That I'm A Dad Who Had No Idea What He's Doing.

I Realize I Look Very Hip Hop But I'm Really More Emo With A Definite Brazilian Flavor.

Oh. What If We Eat A Lot With People That Annoy The Hell Out Of Us?