I Think I Have A Duty As

I Have To Tell Them That Last Night Was A Shameful Train Wreck Filled With Blind Cuddly Puppies.

I Don't Want To Get High With My Kids, Because Then Everything Is Different Forever. That's So Stupid, I Think.

For Now, I'm Just Going To Hang Out With These Two Smoking Hotties And Fly Privately Around The World. It Might Be Lonely Up Here, But I Sure Like The View.

I Dare Anyone To Spend 10 Years In The Laugh-track That Is Chuck Lorre's Hive Of Oppression And Not Suffer Some Form Of An Emotional Tsunami.

I Don't Sleep. I Wait. I Sleep In Cars And On Couches. I Sleep When I Can, But When I Can't Sleep, I Just Don't, So I Figure There's A Higher Calling Keeping Me On Point That Night.