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You Can’t Be A Rational Person Six Days A Week And On One Day Of The Week, Go To A Building, And Think You Are Drinking The Blood Of A Two Thousand Year Old Space God. That Doesn’t Make You A Person Of Faith…, That Makes You A Schizophrenic.

The Worst Years Of My Life Were The First Two Years I Was Doing Standup. You're Learning How To Do, And You're Going On Stage In Front Of Two Drunks And People Aren't Laughing And You're Broke. That's A Really Hard Time In Your Life.

There Are Two Things That You Have To Lie To Get Through. One Is Politics, And The Other Is Marriage.

[obamacare] Was Going To Be The Republicans' Big Issue, And They're Not Talking About It Because It's Working.

Thanks [donald] Trump For Exposing Evangelicals As 'shameless Hypocrites'.