I Think I Might Have Been Stupid

I Like Writing About Biology, Not Doing It.

I Love A Microphone And A Big Crowd; I'm An Entertainer, I Guess.

I've Been Writing About My Boyhood, When I Was A Little Kid Back On My Grandfather's Farm Where We Didn't Know About Black Widow Spiders Or All That Stuff. But Writing About That Is So Easy.

Global Warmers Predict That Global Warming Is Coming, And Our Emissions Are To Blame. They Do That To Keep Us Worried About Our Role In The Whole Thing. If We Aren't Worried And Guilty, We Might Not Pay Their Salaries. It's That Simple.

We Were Fortunate To Have The Russians As Our Childhood Enemies. We Practiced Hiding Under Our Desks In Case They Had The Temerity To Drop A Nuclear Weapon.