I Think I've Lost 3lbs - I'm

I’ve Had So Much Plastic Surgery, When I Die They Will Donate My Body To Tupperware.

Sold My House In La, Packed Myself Up And Moved To New York, Not Knowing Anybody. Friends Are Very Hard To Make After A Certain Age.

If You Can't Make Fun Of Yourself, You Don't Have Any Right To Make Fun Of Others

I've Learned To Have Absolutely No Regrets About Any Jokes I've Ever Done.

Nothing Is Yours Permanently So You Better Enjoy It While It's Happening.