I Think I Was Probably Always A

I Damaged My Achilles Tendon, So I Can't Run.

I Get Some Of The Nicest Fan Mail You Could Imagine. Also When I'm Up For An Award, My Fans All Vote Online And Then They'll Boast To Each Other About How Many Thousands Of Times They've Clicked My Name. Their Thumbs Must Be Bleeding!

I Went Off And Read The Books After The Audition And I Read All Four Books In One Sitting - You Know - Didn't Wash, Didn't Eat, Drove Around With Them On The Steering Wheel Like A Lunatic. I Suddenly Understood Why My Friends, Who I'd Thought Where Slightly Backward, Had Been So Addicted To These Children's Books. They're Like Crack.

I Imagine Like Most Of Us That I'd Like Obscene Amounts Of Money But The People I Met And Worked With Who Have Those Obscene Amounts Of Money And Have Obscene Amounts Of Fame Have Awful Lives. Really. I Mean Hideously Compromised Lives. And I Can Go Anywhere. No One Knows Who I Am.

God, I Hate Interviews With Actors Pouncing On. Who Wants To Know About Their Lives? I Don't Want To Know About Al Pacino's Life.