I Think It's Better To Have Ideas.

Men Do Not Settle Down. Men Surrender.

I Was At Michael Jackson's House, And This Kid Runs Out, 'wait, Save Me!'

Every Comedian Has A Moment In His Life When He Realizes He's A Little Bit Different From Everyone Else. It's Like Being The Only Guy In A Movie Who Sees The Ghost. The Ghost Talks To You And You Talk To Him. Then You Turn To Your Friend And Say, "hey. Do You See That Ghost? And He Says, What Ghost?"

Men Are Handicapped When It Comes To Arguing, 'cause We Have A Need To Make Sense.

You Don't Pay Taxes; They Take Them From Your Check. That's Not A Payment - That's A 'jack.