I Think It's Very, Very Hard Not

If You Spend Too Long Trying To Avoid Death, You Will Be Dead In At Least One Way.

What Is Leadership, After All, But The Blind Choice Of One Route Over Another And The Confident Pretense That The Decision Was Based On Reason

Working 14 Hours A Day Until You're 55 And Missing Your Kids Growing Up Is Not What I Would Consider A Recipe For Happiness.

My Greatest Regret As A Writer Is That I've Never Been Able To Include As Many Jokes As I'd Like.

Egyptologists, Skilled In Piecing Together The Papyri Of Lost Civilisations, Suddenly Discovered That The Same Talent Could Be Applied To Working Out The Pattern Of German Radio Traffic.