I Think It Would Be Very Good

Out In The Ocean, A Rope Is Put Around The Man's Neck. The Other End Of The Rope Is Attached To An Old Jukebox And It Is Thrown Overboard. The Man Invariably Follows.

Anything That Isn't Writing Is Easy

If A Man, For Private Profit, Tears At The Public News, Does So With The Impatience Of One Who Thinks He Actually Owns The News You Get, It Is Against The National Interest.

Football Is A Game Designed To Keep Coal Miners Off The Streets.

Governments Mostly Don't Do Much. And You've Also Got To Understand The Level Of Incompetence Out There. Nobody Knows What They're Doing. They Just Pose And Act As If They Know And Walk Through Life And Get Away With It.