I Think Life Is A Jape. Yours,

A Lot Of Writing Takes Place In The Subconscious, And It's Bound To Have An Effect.

And The Mystery Knight Should Defeat All Challengers And Name The Wolf Maid The Queen Of Love And Beauty.

I Was A Novelist First. But In The Mid 80s, I Did Work In Television For Ten Years. And Yes, That Was Frequently The Reaction To My Scripts. People Would Say, You Know, George, This Is Great. We Love It, A Terrific Script, But It Would Cost Five Times Our Budget To Shoot This.

He Was Beastly Tired, But It Was Hard To Stop. One More Book, He Had Told Himself, Then I'll Stop. One More Folio, Just One More. One More Page, Then I'll Go Up And Rest And Get A Bite To Eat. But There Was Always Another Page After That One, And Another After That, And Another Book Waiting Underneath The Pile. I'll Just Take A Quick Peek To See What This One Is About, He'd Think, And Before He Knew He Would Be Halfway Through It.

My Biggest Dream Was To Ruin The Lives Of My Readers And Crush Their Souls... And I Really Think That Worked Out Pretty Well For Me.