I Think Men Have Got To Change

What A Fool I Was To Come To Hollywood Where They Only Understand Platinum Blondes And Where Legs Are More Important Than Talent.

The Best Time I Ever Had With Joan Crawford Was When I Pushed Her Down The Stairs In Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?

I Have Often Seen An Actor Laugh Off The Stage, But I Don't Remember Ever Having Seen One Weep.

There Is A Certain Ecstasy In Wanting Things You Can't Get.

I'm The Nicest Goddamn Dame That Ever Lived.