I Think Men Have Got To Change

If You've Never Been Hated By Your Child, You've Never Been A Parent.

There Was More Good Acting At Hollywood Parties Than Ever Appeared On The Screen.

Don't You Hate People Who Drink White Wine? I Mean, My Dear, Every Alcoholic In Town Is Getting Falling-down Drunk On White Wine. They Think They Aren't Drunks Because They Only Drink Wine. Never, Never Trust Anyone Who Asks For White Wine. It Means They're Phonies.

I Never Did Pal Around With Actresses. Their Talk Usually Bored Me To Tears.

It's A Rare Man Who Can Stand Being Around An Intelligent Woman, Let Alone Married To Her.